"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.


Xenoblade Official Artwork


that moment when your game freezes and the last few hours of your life flash before your eyes as you think of all the quests you have to redo



Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses


Midnight sun | 

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

"you wake me up at 5am to say this?"

❝ いいかー!?縦にならんで歩くのは勇者の一行!横に並んで出てくるのはモンスターだ!!
だから道幅一杯に広がってぺちゃくちゃ話してバカ笑いしながらあるく女子高生とか酔っぱらいもモンスターだ!!!つぶせ!!!ブーメランなどの複数に同時攻撃出来る手段で迅速につぶせ!!! ❞
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1: 48am*
*Shoves face back into pillow*


zuko, dad of dragon durk headcanon’s are very important to me. actually, zuko’s daily life is very important to me. or just. zuko

Safe - Avatar The Last Airbender

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Every part of the fandom will understand how comforting this short tune is.