maybe i spilled the tea, maybe i lit the incense. maybe i lie, maybe i'm lied to. nothing is as empty inside me as i am when i am inside me.
i'm here to inject noxious thoughts into the putrid viscera of the internet.
antagonist: [practices threatening and smug monologue before first face-to-face meeting or final showdown with the protagonist]
antagonist: i'm going to kick your world and rule the ass
antagonist: oh god damn it